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Theory About Jesus - ZF & DW

  • Zane Fleming changed status to Away: I'm not here right now (6:13:48 PM)
  • Zane Fleming changed status to Online (6: 15:12 PM)
  • Zane Fleming changed status to Available (6: 15:12 PM)
  • Zane Fleming: holy shit
  • Zane Fleming: i passed out
  • Zane Fleming: rofl
  • Zane Fleming: and i have a theory on jesus
  • Zane Fleming: i think when he was going up to that cross to be crucfixied
  • Zane Fleming: i think he was passed out
  • Zane Fleming: a loooooooong time ago
  • Zane Fleming: didn't feel pain
  • Zane Fleming: just sleepwalked on
  • Zane Fleming: then recovered after three days of hard sleep
  • Zane Fleming: woke up
  • Zane Fleming: was like
  • Zane Fleming: "whoa, wtf happened?"
  • Zane Fleming: everyoone was like
  • Zane Fleming: "OMG I'M SORRY"
  • Zane Fleming: and then jesus was like
  • Zane Fleming: "yeah, yeah you're all forgiven and please install linux"
  • Zane Fleming: and so christianity was born.
  • Dustin Williams: lolol

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