December 2011
51 posts
“The best moments in reading are when you come across something—a thought, a...”
– Alan Bennett (via adessive)
I get distracted more easily than a five year old. →
That's What We DO!: Helpdesk Queries →
thatswhatwedo:
Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note …
Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry …. Hi good…
That's What We DO!: Saying the Right Thing →
thatswhatwedo:
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is…
margaritas are too yummy, i cannot stop. might as...
theiratewriter:
challah bread is so fucking delicious with honey
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own...”
– Paulo Coelho (via 99lions)
